Well, right now, I am in Berkeley College, my new school. Don’t mix it up with the University of California – Berkeley. Its not the same school, and that would be taking the bitterness out of my mouth. No, kids, Berkeley is this unknown free-standing school, that teaches skills to students on a work-related basis. It’s also cheezy and cheap, not unlike that other famous free-standing school, Metropolitan College.
I hate the free standing school, they will nag you about admissions to their school until you develop a hole in your skull. And when you have the hole, they will run and stick admissions papers in it.
So, how did I run into Berkeley College, you might ask?
Well, I got fearful of life, and lazy (not a good combination for me) and I just went ahead and did it. Even though Bronx Community College, CUNY, would be WAY cheaper and I would still get the ABA paralegal degree, dear children, I just went ahead and registered with Berkeley anyway.
And that’s the end of that, for now, until I fail my first Accounting test.
Now I have to leave the Berkeley Library soon, and I will return home to nothing. Let me tell you something, all I want to do is just spend money. That’s me, and I know it sounds horrible, that I should wanting something much more higher minded and highly developed, but I wasn’t raised that way. All I want to do is spend money and I don’t give a fuck where it came from, as long as I don’t have to pay it back! And even if I have to pay it back I will still spend it.
To the dismay of SallieMae & friends.
See, I have to buy books for two classes that is long over due, and I will still need to buy a book for a third. But I don’t wanna spend money on books. I rather go to Greenwich Village and buy sunglasses and weird bling and all kinds of crazy shit.
Utter frivolity, people!
But no, my life has to be hard and I have to buy books, and go home and study, even though I went to Hunter College, CUNY. I thought all the study shit was over. But no, the economy had to crash, and they won’t hire a former Political Science major for anything, not even to clean toilets.
Let me tell you, Obama better get us out of this shit because I cannot stand the way like is now. Here I am, living with my mother and my brother, and both out to possibly kill me. I don’t even have a dollar to wipe my ass with, I have to wipe my ass with tissue I borrowed from the next door neighbor and I owe him sixty cents on the dollar for using it.
Well, I am off to get Starbucks Coffee that I really cannot afford.